WHAT'S A NEKO?

In Japanese Anime a neko is a mostly human kitty cat, some have just an ears and tail others are more human.In some MMORPGs and virtual worlds like second life the Neko lives and breathes, some of the most stylish clothing ever is worn by nekos, unsurprisingly.  =^.^=

WHAT'S A PIRATE?

Pirates traditionally have been portrayed as cut throats and wild men and women. But let us never forget among their better points were the articles they lived by, giving a fair share for all unlike the laws of the lands they left for clearer sailing. They had  hard lives on land and common punishment for a lot of petty crime was imprisonment, other unusual punishments were deportation and pressganging. Yo heave ho.

This charter binds us to use the power of the poem to liberate and free from the bonds of boredom any we discover there, providing said poetry does no actual harm. Well that's the business out of the way for now so it's on with the poetry



Following on from this brief introduction I invite you to venture further on the fantastic voyage you have undertaken. I became a pirate to sail under clear skies and see foreign lands, oh and the booty

 

   Of course sailing with likes of Bonney,  Teach, Calico and Morgan wasn't all fun and frolics, but it had its moments, sometimes when we were hunting merchantmen we had time for poetry and stories.  But heaven help you if it was boring.    

Thank you for reading this first small set of pirate poetry, if you enjoyed it and want to be an honorary Pirate Against Bad Things you may do so by bribing your local charity, who in return will feed other members of the crew injured on previous voyages or too poor to do poetry.(see pirates charter for compensation and unemployment rates)